Myths & Photographs

stillwaitingformychance:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

This is fucking amazing!

Pow! Right in the childhood.

Why don’t they make a new series!?
With will as an adult with his own family
And they can just cast his own family!

I love you chutney

I love you too mango

I don’t know why I even bother trying on Nights like tonight

I’ve tried to make plans and talk to so many people.

And gotten almost nothing in return. I put in so much effort for other people and no one ever seems to be willing to do the same for me, aside from a select few who pretty much all live miles away.

Ughhhhhhhh. Someone explain how this whole friendship thing is meant to work. I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong here.

I think I should go to sleep now.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

More than anything people recognize me from “The Social Network,” which I was not in.

itakethespadeislityourthroat:

Please vote for Surrender the Coast to play Download festival this year. It only takes a minute and will mean a lot!

gabanti:

my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it

This is why bold was invented

I would give you lots of sex and pizza and try and be cute

You totally did that already and it was awesome! You should do it again though!

“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.

Watch me get none whatsoever

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I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages. 

yumeninja:

GPOY…

yumeninja:

GPOY…

Kanye West ft. Beyonce - Lift Off (8-Bit)
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This almost sounds like it could be for a Final Fantasy game.

gamerspirit:

The Engrish version of FFX is still the best thing to ever exist EVER

fuckyeahretailrobin:

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I get this all the time. You are buying two newspapers and its comes to like £1.58. Why give me the largest note you have when i can clearly see you have the change in your hand?!

fuckyeahretailrobin:


[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “HAS CORRECT CHANGE IN HAND”

Bottom Text: “HANDS OVER A 20 ANYWAY.”]

I get this all the time. You are buying two newspapers and its comes to like £1.58. Why give me the largest note you have when i can clearly see you have the change in your hand?!

moonshadowironheart:

curvaliciousfashion:

Attractive and Fat

Many of you have probably heard of the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch’s controversial and flat out rude comments that the company doesn’t sell XL or XXL sizes for women because they want “cool” people to wear their clothes. Well, this blogger wrote an open letter to Jeffries and included these photos of herself and what is considered a “typical” male model body type. 

Some quotes from her letter:

“The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only offering XL and XXL in your stores for men) is reinforce the unoriginal concept that fat women are social failures, valueless, and undesirable.”

“This is largely attributed to companies like yours that perpetuate the thought that fat women are not beautiful. This is inaccurate, but if someone were to look through your infamous catalog, they wouldn’t believe me.”

“P.P.S. You should know your Large t-shirt comfortably fits a size 22. You might want to work on that.”

This has to do with fashion, though perhaps not in the way this blog has so far posted. But this sort of confidence is the sort of thing that we want our choices in clothes to reflect. You should be able to wear whatever you want and feel confident - no matter what other people may say or think. 

She is my personal Hero.